A Long, Long Time Ago....

I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Now that I have THAT song stuck in your head...check out our adventure from months ago that I've been to busy (ok, lazy) to finish and post until now!

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Announcing Ladies' Night PvP on Twitch!

Watch us on Twitch for some Ladies' Night PvP (Bheezem sold separately [NOT REALLY]) and hear us explain 'strategies' for various WoW BGs like: Mid always wins games; Babysitting nodes is for AFKers; Fighting on roads is advantageous; Don't back cap, zerg boss - among many more tips and tricks to make your BG experience an overwhelming success*!

Click the link below for more information, and as always, Bheezem is for sale. Seriously. More details below. A LOT more details that will probably make Bheezem uncomfortable. Shady Goblins.

GW2: Fractals of the Mists (a second go)

I know how fun it is to watch people try their hardest... only to fail. It's a favorite past time of mine. And, conveniently enough, failing in a public arena is a requirement for joining the Cuddwy Kwoo!

So without further ado- Oh wait, you have to click the link. So with minimal ado...

Kitty Got Hacked in GW2?!

While Glynnia and I were squatting in Snowden Drifts poaching Quaggans, our favorite nutcracker (Kitty!) logged on - well, who we thought was Kitty. Apparently someone hacked into her account. Per usual, Glynnia (agitated from round two of Girl Scout Cookies), started to 'professionally' inquire to cease and desist, but the hacker played dumb(er than even Glynnia).

Click below to see how we saved her account!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

AKA - Valentine's Day. I figured the title was appropriate considering last year you probably forgot all about Valentine's Day and tried to pull a fast one by re-gifting something to your sweetheart at the last minute to save your sorry hide only to realize when said sweetheart opened the "gift" it was something they gave to you on Christmas. Totally not speaking from experience here.

Anyway! We all know the REAL love for Valentine's Day happens the day after, because all the heart themed chocolates are half off!

Hope you're spending today with your loved ones, single or not. I know I am!

xoxo ~glynnia

Team Vashj tries their luck in the Fractals of the Mists

You know, sometimes I have good ideas. I'm not saying this is one of them. I'm just saying... sometimes I have them.

So now that we got that out of the way let's discuss this particular idea. Team Vashj (aka: da Cuddwy Kwoo) decided the time was right to jump into some of the "end game" offerings in Guild Wars 2. Why not? We're all level capped and Kitty's internet connection drama seems to have worked itself out... What sort of end game offerings you may ask? Well the sort that usually requires a full group of five people that have some understanding of their class abilities and what to expect in scripted combat.

 We have four part-time clueless, but full-time full-throttle players that wanna see this "end game" shat anyway.
Click the link for a recap of our hijinks! Don't worry, I edited it down to 10 minutes from the original 45. Yeah it took us that long. Can't say we don't have persistence (as evidenced by us making it to our one year anniversary)!

Happy Birthday Blog!

Yay it's our birthday day and we're 1 whole year old! We're so mature and responsible for our age... >.>

Anywhoooo, here is a short compile of some of our recent triumphs and follies!

Thanks so much for makin our little blog even remotely "popular"! <3

We Turned One!

Has it really been a year since we made this humble, semi-informative (not really) gaming blog? I suppose it has! This time last year we were playing Star Wars the Old Republic and made guides on how to:

and

Fast forward a year later and well, not much's changed. Click below to see what we're currently up to!

Bravost Escarpment: The Rematch

Last night the Cuddwy Kwoo set out on yet another Mission: Impossible. With their sights set on Bravost Escarpment they bravely marched forth against the forces of Emery Bay and Dragonbrand to battle it out. Who will arise victorious and claim Bravost Escarpment for their guild?

Find out in my new alternate lyrics video!

Strange Things Happen @ 4am

This is what happens when you leave your stuff on and your doors open after you go to work or to sleep. Bheez, Frankie's got some splainin ta do!

One Last Hurrah!

January 6th marks the official end of the holiday season for humankind all over the globe. So I say let's celebrate it with one last hurrah! Yeah, any excuse to throw a party and get drunk- I'M COMPLETELY IN CONTROL.

Click below to watch Team Vashj's Snowball Mayhem Highlights!

How to World Vs. World - Yes there's more!

It's already been a whole day since Guild Wars 2 shoveled the snow, packed up the tree, and took down the lights (things I haven't done). Lion's Arch just isn't as exciting without all those jerks pelting me with snowballs every time I run through. So to fill the void I bring you the third installment of "How to World Vs. World, A Silent Film". Because it's exciting.

OK FINE- Mostly because I finished it a couple days ago and I hate having things just sitting around... which is exactly why the chocolate is gone as well.

So take advantage of my impatience and clear 14 minutes and 7 seconds of your schedule starting.... now!

Happy New Year!!

Well, I did it. I made it to 2013 in one piece! I know it was a toss up there for awhile, seeing how in the year we've had this blog I've only made 6 posts, while my fellow bloggers have WAY surpassed that! LOL So, one of my New Years Resolutions is to post more! So ladies, if you see numbers start to declined after today, you know why! Anywho, I wanted to make a special video for the blog for New Years! Soooo hur ya goes!

How to World Vs. World even BETTER - Guild Wars 2

The long awaited continuation of "How to World Vs. World: A Silent Film" is finally here! I know you've been patiently waiting so to positively reinforce your good behavior I made it twice as long as the first one, yay!

YES, I said POSITIVELY REINFORCE. Geesh, so ungrateful.

And maybe if you click the link below you'll find that I've also made cookies and hot coco for you!

Jumpin' in a Winter Wonderlaaaand~

I have to thank Bheez for motivating me to complete all the jump puzzle paths in the Wintersday Winter Wonderland Jump Puzzle in GW2 this holiday season. How did he do such a thing you might wonder?

Oh, by beating me to the finish line of the first two paths and rubbing it in my face. Repeatedly.

Since it is genetically impossible for me to sit by as Bheezem attempts to best me, instinct kicked in and I proceeded to destroy all those who would oppose me; be it Snowmen, Gingerbread men, ...or Quaggan. 

Click the link below to see if all was for naught!

More GW2 Wintersday Event Madness

Oh boy, the Toypocalypse is upon us, whatever shall we do?

Well, if I were you, I would click the READ MORE link and follow the instructions contained within the page expansion VERY, VERY carefully.

GW2 Wintersday Events!

Some of you may already be aware of the awesomeness of the first Guild Wars 2 Wintersday event ArenaNet has put together. But for those of you that have yet to check it out, fear not! They are keeping the candy train comin' until January 3rd.

And if you still can't bring yourself to log in while we're celebrating a white Wintersday you better have a damn good reason cause that just ain't right! Lucky for you I'm here though, otherwise you might not be able to locate any footage of the super festive mini-events you've been missing... since like only a million people play this game... or something.

Anyway! Click the "READ MORE" below to have your mind blown by my musical prowess! Mhmm, bet you didn't know I can rock out on bells.

A GW2 MS Paint Poem

Dedicated to Cuddwy Kwoo's negligent guild "leader".

Happy Holidays!

How to World Vs. World - Guild Wars 2

Bheez and I have had some epic adventures in the past. This may (or may not be) one of them. The only way to find out is to see for yourself. And seeing as how you're here in first place, you probably have nothing better to do, so enjoy!

How to World Vs. World (A Silent Film) - part one presented by Team Vashj, aka the Cuddwy Kwoo [Ck] - after the break!
YEAH YOU HAVE TO CLICK THE LINK. Gawd, kids these days... so lazy.

The Day the Earth Stood Still

OH, is it Glynnia's birthday already? Well, to celebrate this day I'd like to offer the following re-used image:

So, what does a tragic picture of a bear watching a thatch roof house (with a poorly done MS Paint sign) burn have to do with anything? Everything! After coaxing numerous adjectives, nouns, verbs, etc. out of an oblivious (to the English language) Glynnia... a present was born.

Click the wrapping paper below to open zee gift!