WildStar!

If you've been following us from WildStar, you're as excited as we are to get this game rolling! We're currently recruiting for our guild and we want YOU! We're playing on Bloodsworn Exile side...click here for more information!

Hello Kitty!

It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
With the ice cream over flowing
And everyone telling you "Has another beer!"
It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
It's the hap -happiest celebration of all
With those Jägerbomb greetings and lovely cake meetings
When Team Vashj come to call
It's the hap - happiest day of all!

That's right, it's the one and only Kitty's birthday! So ready your Red Solo Cup and prepare not to remember the rest of the night for the classiest (sometimes sassiest) celebration of all!

Click below for your party invitation!

'Cos Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...

 /stops Prince music

Well, well, well! I hope ya'll brought your best purple velvet-crush attire to today's special celebration: Glynnia's batchin' birthday bash! Speaking of bashing...

Let's get this party started! Click below for your party hat!

An Unexpected (Birthday) Party!

Gather around you ninnies as we celebrate a day of epic proportions - Norse style! Pillaging, looting, tap-dancing, cakes filled with shrapnel thrown in your enemies' faces as a party favor! A birthday celebration of blockbuster proportions for our heroic Pink Leader: Bheezem!

Click below for a tale of [insert various adjectives here]!

Announcing Ladies' Night PvP on Twitch!

Watch us on Twitch for some Ladies' Night PvP (Bheezem sold separately [NOT REALLY]) and hear us explain 'strategies' for various WoW BGs like: Mid always wins games; Babysitting nodes is for AFKers; Fighting on roads is advantageous; Don't back cap, zerg boss - among many more tips and tricks to make your BG experience an overwhelming success*!

Click the link below for more information, and as always, Bheezem is for sale. Seriously. More details below. A LOT more details that will probably make Bheezem uncomfortable. Shady Goblins.

Shirley's Birthday Extravaganza!

Whoa that title sure is setting the bar high. But you should know better than to get your hopes up by now.

There were a few minor setbacks in getting ready for the celebration tonight, namely the Darkmoon Faire being out of town. Otherwise we would have hired a few clowns for the first act. But instead of cancelling the entertainment, we soldiered on in true Team Vashj form!

Our first offering of the night involves an interpretive dance in honor of Shirley's Day of Death!

(Try to) Enjoy!

[A Video Pops Out of a Giant Cake]

Now that you're sufficiently scarred. Onto the main event!

Kitty Got Hacked in GW2?!

While Glynnia and I were squatting in Snowden Drifts poaching Quaggans, our favorite nutcracker (Kitty!) logged on - well, who we thought was Kitty. Apparently someone hacked into her account. Per usual, Glynnia (agitated from round two of Girl Scout Cookies), started to 'professionally' inquire to cease and desist, but the hacker played dumb(er than even Glynnia).

Click below to see how we saved her account!

Happy Birthday Blog!

Yay it's our birthday day and we're 1 whole year old! We're so mature and responsible for our age... >.>

Anywhoooo, here is a short compile of some of our recent triumphs and follies!

Thanks so much for makin our little blog even remotely "popular"! <3

We Turned One!

Has it really been a year since we made this humble, semi-informative (not really) gaming blog? I suppose it has! This time last year we were playing Star Wars the Old Republic and made guides on how to:

and

Fast forward a year later and well, not much's changed. Click below to see what we're currently up to!

Strange Things Happen @ 4am

This is what happens when you leave your stuff on and your doors open after you go to work or to sleep. Bheez, Frankie's got some splainin ta do!

Happy New Year!

Yeah that was an uninspired post title. Good to see that even if the years change there are still some things that never will. Eh, as I like to say; we're nothing if not consistent!

Team Vashj (AKA- da Cuddwy Kwoo) has put together a "Memorable Games Mentions of 2012" Q & A to help ring in the new year and give us a purpose to carry on.

You gotta click the "read more" if you want to do just that... but that's a decision you should weigh carefully.

Feliz Cumpleaños!

It's the one time of year at the Zoobuck's household (that's Bheezem's bachlor pad for those of you not "in the know") that all the minions get to eat, drink, and be merry while going about their usual task of inflating Bheez' ego to frighteningly large proportions*. The rest of the year they don't get to eat, drink, or be merry while doing so.

What is this momentous occasion you might ask? Why, you should know lest you have the sense beat into you by the Warlock himself!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IT IS YOUR SPECIAL DAY! Aaaaaaaand I don't know the rest. But I bet I know a group of furries that might!

Happy Birthday from your most loyal companions. 

Oh, and also from Team Vashj!

*Fun Fact: Humans are about 70% water whereas Bheez is actually 70% ego.

A Eulogy to Kyre, Glynnia's Dead Poochum

SO I WROTE A EULOGY OF GLYNNIA'S DECEASED POOCHUM. BECAUSE EVEN THO I NEVER GOT ALONG WITH IT, IT DID MAKE GLYNNIA HAPPY WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO ME. AHEM- ANYWAYS-I never knew poochum very well, most of the time I saw him was me staring at his disproportionate butt, as he waddled ahead of me stealing all my shinies. I never really saw in him what Glynnia saw, and even though he couldn't balance anything on said disproportionate butt, Glynnia still loved him, so I guess I can say a few nice words about him. He was a brave poochum,even though he was way whimpier than my atrium poochum. He fought in battle along side me, aka yelping and yipping as I took hit after hit from monsters and he watched acting like he was actually a part of the fight. I'll never know why you were so special, especially considering that Glynnia let you touch her shinies(she would never let me do that). But for what its worth im glad Glynnia found you for a little while, its always nice when she is smiling. Even if its at my demise. Farewell dear poochum, may you eternally but scoot in poochum heaven

GW2 BW3 Tournament finale games/BW event HUNGER GAMES

The first video is of vampd, hooch, and myself playing with 2 pugs in our 3rd round against a guild premade in one of our BWE tournaments

The second is of vampd, hooch, kawaiiiii(glynnia) and myself playing with 1 pug in our 3rd round against a guild premade in one of our BWE tournaments

And last but not least is the beta weekend event finale taking after the movie THE HUNGER GAMES! I didnt do so well, but Glynnia managed to make it until the timer ended congrats Glynnia!

Dragon Nest sample PvP

As promised

Hello Kitty Island Slaughter

Hi there, taking a break from the F2P series, I have a video of our group playing Diablo 3 quite some time ago that I never uploaded. As you can see, we have infiltrated the gates of awesome and joy, and have seen firsthand what the afterlife holds for all of us when we die, even Inferno Belial may be able to one day live in such a blissful place.

Getting hacked in D3

Yeah, I got to witness it in realtime, I got logged out twice and each time I logged back in, more and more of my items were missing. In my desperate attempt to change my password before it was finished, I completed the reset and logged back in, but alas...all was gone. So I requested a rollback etc etc...

This was the email I recieved after two days:


Greetings,


Thank you for contacting Blizzard Customer Support regarding your Diablo III account.


Each Diablo III account is limited to two rollbacks. We cannot guarantee the availability of future rollbacks beyond these two. Because of this, we require your approval to use a rollback to address this situation. If you would like us to proceed, please respond to this ticket and clearly state that you wish to use one of your two rollbacks. If you do not respond, no restoration will be made for this issue.


***Please do not play on the account in any region after requesting a rollback, as any progress gained before the account is rolled back will be permanently lost.***


To address a compromise, we will use a periodically updated rollback point to roll your account back to a prior state. Though rollback points are regularly updated, they may not be current when a compromise occurs. Progress (such as levels, achievements, and items) gained after the rollback point was saved but before the compromise occurred may be permanently lost when we roll back your account. Customer Support cannot adjust rollbacks in any way, nor can we assist with progress lost as a result of the rollback.


Your current account status appears below:


Aule/ Demon Hunter/ level 60
Aule/ Monk/ level 13
Gold 0
Hardcore Gold 0


If you approve use of a rollback, the account will revert to:


Aule/ Demon Hunter/ level 60
Aule/ Monk/ level 13
Gold 383783
Hardcore Gold 0


Any items you have gained since the above rollback point will be lost.  For additional information on how compromise rollbacks are handled for Diablo III accounts, see our article on Compromised Diablo III Accounts:http://www.battle.net/support/article/compromised-diablo-iii-account.


Note: After the first compromise rollback occurs on a Battle.net account, that account's access to the Diablo III Real Money Auction House will be restricted until an authenticator is attached. If you elect to refrain from adding an authenticator, and the account is compromised a second time, access to the Diablo III Real Money Auction House will be revoked.


Account security is critically important. To help protect your account, see the Compromised Diablo III Account support article linked above for account and computer security instructions and tips.


If you have further questions, please reply to this ticket. If you prefer to speak to a representative over the phone, our contact information can be found here: http://www.battle.net/support/article/contact.


Thank you again for contacting us. We hope you continue to enjoy your experience in Diablo III!




Best wishes,


Game Master Mazarhai
Customer Services
Blizzard Entertainment
www.blizzard.com/support


Ok, its not like i planned on playing any more blizzard games, seeing as I will be moving to Guild Wars2 when it comes out, but this was still my main means of passing time. I wonder if any other people are having security problems

I just thought this article was interesting

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/348595/blizzard-responds-to-diablo-3-account-hacks-offers-security-advice/

note how authenticators are not 100% guaranteed to protect you. Even though you pay extra money for them(some people might argue its a small amount to be fair)

But still there is something about this that reminds me of mafia extorition. Something along the lines of, "Pay our organization protection money, or something may "happen" to your store mr. fish monger."

And no blizzard, I didn't want to shell out on an authenticator before, and I still don't want to


EDIT: AGHHHH (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

The Greatest Happy Birthday Post in the World...TRIBUTE

Selicatessen The Barbarian

            She peered out from her helmet at the hordes of hell spawn spewing forth towards the gate she had just knocked down, skeletons, and ghouls, and cultists charged at her with murderous intent. Sel charged forward to meet them in battle raising her axe far above her head as she roared. She swung her weapon down once and felt the bones of the skeleton she had cleaved break. As she went to swing her mighty weapon once more suddenly the scene around her changed. “WHAT THE FAQ?” She exclaimed as she looked around in confusion. But then she realized where she was. The scene had become all too familiar for her. “STUPID CHECKPOINT RES” She huffed. This universe tormented Sel, The Barbarian formerly known as April, Telara’s Top Model.

          

  It was in this world that her fears came true. Not only were her headstrong warrior tactics useless here, but there was also a horrible, horrible lack of chocolate. “ugh” she groaned. Now she’d have to go and find that good for nothing sister of hers and her demon hunter lackey. Upon her return to the dungeon she had failed to clear, accompanied by the two useless fools who had been riding her coat tails since Telara, she pointed past the gate where she had met her demise. Glynnia ran forward and leapt through the gate as Sel followed her, the two barbarians rushing forward to meet their foes. Before they realized what had happened they were both back at the graveyard with surly faces glaring at Bheezem who was cackling wildly at the futile attempt made by the barbarians. “WELL IF YOU CAN DO IT SO MUCH BETTER WHY DON’T YOU TRY MR. DEMON TARD.” At this insult Bheezem’s laughter slowly died down as he approached the horde of enemies. Concentrating he fired multiple volleys of arrows into the group of hell spawn and watched as they were incinerated with fiery arrows. The two barbarians stared with irritated faces at the over confident demon hunter who strode back to them with a smile on his face. “Show off…” Glynnia grunted as she heaved her weapon over her shoulder and walked past him snubbing him, Sel following suit. Bheezem followed them as they intentionally kept many strides ahead of him, as to prevent him from stealing any more of THEIR kills.

            As Sel moved through the dungeon with the group she thought to herself what she was thinking by keeping such useless company. Granted she had to admit, even though Glynnia was a useless batch, she was a barbarian and understood the woes of a TRUE warrior. Not like the prissy chris angel demon hunter who was following them, what would he know about any talent or skill? Wave after wave of demons the group slaughtered, sometimes being slaughtered. Or rather the barbarians were as that emo skinny jeans wearing demon tard ran around invisible taking FOREVER to clear the mobs on his own. BUT ALAS such was the life of a mighty barbarian.

            The hours went by as time passed beneath the earth in the dungeons they were adventuring in. As they reached the end of the dungeon they encountered what was seemingly just another routine group of demons, but then they realized they were sadly mistaken. Mortar shots were fired off that soared past the heads of the barbarians and landed at the feet of the demon hunter. His eyes grew wide as an explosion sent him back to the graveyard at the start of the dungeon. Sel made a noise, half laugh, half startled cry, as she dodged the arcane orbs spawning on the ground trying to strike the elite monster down. As she triumphantly grinned after landing a blow and dodging another arcane laser, the grin turned to serious glare, as she stared at the frozen orbs surrounding her. Quickly she leaped over Glynnia dodging the orbs as Glynnia was frozen and shattered to bits by the impending explosion.

            Quickly she swung her blades round in a fast hurricane motion, moving as a living whirlwind towards the monster. As the winds from her weapons died down, the monster fell to pieces at her feet, diced like cheese cubes. As it began dissipating, it groaned its horrible death cry, “BE YOU AN ANGEL?” it hissed. Sel shook her head. “NAY, I AM BUT MAN…ROCK ON!” And as she jammed out on her air guitar she awoke from her dream, only to find herself still caged inside of Glynnia’s artifact caravan. As Glynnia steered her horse towards the nearest artifact market, she heard a “STUPID BATCH” yelled from the back of her wagon. Glynnia smiled as April The Heartless’ birthday came to an end.

Bheezem presents...testing new specs during a stress test

Title says it all! just wanted to see what the new sony vegas program I bought can do in 10 minutes

(you may want to watch it on youtube in full screen with 1080p though)

Wedding Day!

Behold! While most game developers spend their time figuring out a way to balance their PvP, expand their existing game content, and make end game more appealing to players, Rift spends time... CREATING IN GAME WEDDINGS! Those of you who were unfortunate enough to stumble upon this post will be blessed with the memories of Bheezem and Glynnia's wedding! Enjoy!