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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Mists of Pandaria: A Haiku

Has it already been a week since Blizzard's latest x-pac launched? Oh, well I guess it has been. Time just flew! You know, cause I've been so busy playing... Guild Wars 2. Now, that isn't to say I haven't played MoP. I have. Enough to be able gift you with this beautiful pseudo-haiku.

Close your eyes and prepare to be transported across a moonlit sea (that one's for you Sel).

OK, NOW OPEN YOUR EYES 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO CLICK THIS LINK!

And read my review of course!


spirited away
with reluctance replaced by
renewal of faith

incoming gunship
heavy artillery, why must we fight
faces in black and white

my vision clouded
by ancient mists beginning
to speak fluent cliché

budding cherry trees
canvas terraced mountainsides
fresh allergies erupt

winter is coming
believed omnipotent, blizzards
must wax and wane too



Comment in haiku for extra karma points! Good haikus will receive good karma. Bad haikus on the other hand...

xoxo ~glynnia

22 comments:

  1. Ooooooh I love me some haiku!!! Most excellent!!

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  2. A gate swings open
    Darkest season of despair
    Where's my diary?!

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    Replies
    1. spiraling through a
      dark abyss, find your salvation
      within chocolate

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  3. Jackie Chan approves
    This is most auspicious xpac
    Tragedy ensures

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    Replies
    1. special delivery
      unanticipated kung fu
      panda express(ions) fail

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    2. Two-item entree
      Nom nom nom orange chicken
      Lousy fortune cookie

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  4. I will farm my crops
    I won't let down my whole guild
    I must hit max cook
    *partle credit goes to Guttersnipe for this one* (Guttersnipe is our shitty mongorian warrior in MyDadBrokeMyXbox<<shameless plug!!) :)
    (had to edit becuz Gutter doesn't know what the hell a Haiku is, lol)

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    Replies
    1. zen cooking fills the
      soul and stomach of farmers
      bringing great honor

      (LOL HAY KITTY!!)

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  5. World breaking conflict
    Must decide how to save world
    Pet battles more fun

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    Replies
    1. life's simple pleasures
      evolve into obsession when
      you collect them all

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  6. Achieving this goal
    Brings enlightnement to you
    Opa gangnam style

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    Replies
    1. hey, sexy lady, let's
      brainwash an entire planet
      music can wage war

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  7. a war waged in folly
    your salvation is defeat
    overcome your pride

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    Replies
    1. follies of youth linger
      despite hairy situations
      the world is a stage

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    2. You speak of thyself
      If 'pride' really means 'ego'
      Burned by a furry

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  8. rotting stench intrudes
    an undead long forgotten
    in back of dumpster

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    Replies
    1. Least you forget, sir
      A dumpster is an upgrade
      Compared to your house

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    2. many threads united
      strength ebbs as they unravel
      you can't wear that out

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  9. @sel

    sure my house is small
    one that's safe and sound unlike
    comp with furry virus

    @ glynnia
    truth

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    Replies
    1. Furytopia
      To say it wasn't worth it?
      You would be lying

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  10. Pandas lost in mist
    Seek Maslow's Hierarchy
    Two weeks 'til Squashling

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  11. Neurons fire quickly
    Creating clever haikus
    Smart Water effect

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