2006: An infamous year for World of Warcraft. Even though WoW was still in its infancy (aka: Vanilla) and semi-respectable, leave it to some sadist to create the ultimate Mary-Sue-inducing add-on: FlagRSP.
Oh, it started out innocently enough. FlagRSP would allow you to set a title, they said. It would allow you to use your first name and create a last name, they said. Write a description about your character's physical appearance, they said. You could even read cross faction profiles, they said.
No where did they mention the 4628962 Night Elves who downloaded FlagRSP would leave me and my poor little Undead scarred 'til this day. Six. Years. Later. (It only got worse in 2007 with the launch of BC and those other running skeletons called Blood Elves.)
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.
K, NOW YOU ARE. CLICK BELOW.
Subject: Male Dwarf Priest
Favorite Line: Besides everything? "On another note, Kiper will not talk to you if you have anything he doesn't."
Thoughts: Last, but certainly not least, this is LEGITIMATELY my favorite FlagRSP of all time.
MARRY ME, KIPER!
"Without further ado he steps from the riverbank, straightening his shirt and moving noiselessly into the night" SCENE
ReplyDeleteI can't even pick a favorite, they are all such hot messes (with the exception of Kiper who is clearly a man after my own heart). I had forgotten about most of these but I never forgot Liore Leothindas' FlagRSP- the imagery it conjured will most likely forever haunt me... FML INDEED!
ReplyDeletePS- Did Tagnor ever have one of those?? You MUST have a screenie somewhere if he did!
ReplyDeleteSnaps! I don't think he had one on Tagnor, but I'm pretty sure he had one on Rejek at one point. MORE DETAILS PLZ.
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