WildStar!

If you've been following us from WildStar, you're as excited as we are to get this game rolling! We're currently recruiting for our guild and we want YOU! We're playing on Bloodsworn Exile side...click here for more information!

A birthday wish to a very, VERY, special someone...

Happy Birthday Sally Ride! Well, that was a short post...

I can't help but feel I'm forgetting something. OH RIGHT. I guess it's Shirley's birthday too. Well thanks for nearly letting me forget, you good samaritan! Just for that you get a reward, but you have to click the link first!

Another Ladies Night!

More footage from a previous ladies night that I put off putting together because I'm lazy! :) Hope you enjoy!

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Epic RP

As we eagerly await the launch of WildStar, we've gone to a place where we said we would never, never go back. We have returned to the black hole that is World of Warcraft. But don't be alarmed dear friends, for WildStar is sending us our very own rocket ship (house) to escape from this black hole.

In the mean time, we must make the best of our time in this dark, abysmal place. While sitting around, doing absolutely nothing, trying to think of anything that would be of entertainment value in this hole, I found myself alt-tabbed to do some homework. (You know you've found the bottom of a black hole when you choose to do homework over gaming.) When I returned, I found my brothers in arms DEAD! Scared and alone, I did the only thing I could think of....I opened a ticket to Blizzard.

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I awaited their response to this heinous crime.....

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You can never trust an Orc in a bandit outfit.

Hello Kitty!

It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
With the ice cream over flowing
And everyone telling you "Has another beer!"
It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
It's the hap -happiest celebration of all
With those Jägerbomb greetings and lovely cake meetings
When Team Vashj come to call
It's the hap - happiest day of all!

That's right, it's the one and only Kitty's birthday! So ready your Red Solo Cup and prepare not to remember the rest of the night for the classiest (sometimes sassiest) celebration of all!

Click below for your party invitation!

Where In The World Is....

It's been so long! Well, here is a little something, because we know you miss us, oh so much!

Happy 2014!

'Cos Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...

 /stops Prince music

Well, well, well! I hope ya'll brought your best purple velvet-crush attire to today's special celebration: Glynnia's batchin' birthday bash! Speaking of bashing...

Let's get this party started! Click below for your party hat!

An Unexpected (Birthday) Party!

Gather around you ninnies as we celebrate a day of epic proportions - Norse style! Pillaging, looting, tap-dancing, cakes filled with shrapnel thrown in your enemies' faces as a party favor! A birthday celebration of blockbuster proportions for our heroic Pink Leader: Bheezem!

Click below for a tale of [insert various adjectives here]!

A Long, Long Time Ago....

I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Now that I have THAT song stuck in your head...check out our adventure from months ago that I've been to busy (ok, lazy) to finish and post until now!

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So You Want to Become a WoW Zookeeper?

I've ruined countless gnome skin boots in Stranglethorn Vale waiting for it to rain so a Baby Ape will spawn. I've developed a chronic cough from all the sand in my lungs loitering in Tanaris for Silithid Hatchlings to unburrow during a sandstorm. I've set up camp for days under hostile circumstances in Arathi Highlands waiting for a Tiny Twister to show its face while Refuge Point guards try to sabotage my efforts.

All this and I thought I was prepared, but nothing could prepare me for these words:

"Winter starts November 1st to the last day of February."

Now, you're probably wondering what this means. Well, sit back, relax, and discover the true meaning of life as I guide you through what was meant to be [Sponge Bob Voice] THE BE~ST DA~Y EVVVVV~ERRRRR!

Click below to start the picture book, because most of us can't read. /STARES AT GLYNNIA

Look out for those schleets!

Since we're all so super busy lately, I just wanted to throw out this friendly reminder to watch your back! Those schleets can come out of no where!

Don't know what a schleet is? Click Here!

Announcing Ladies' Night PvP on Twitch!

Watch us on Twitch for some Ladies' Night PvP (Bheezem sold separately [NOT REALLY]) and hear us explain 'strategies' for various WoW BGs like: Mid always wins games; Babysitting nodes is for AFKers; Fighting on roads is advantageous; Don't back cap, zerg boss - among many more tips and tricks to make your BG experience an overwhelming success*!

Click the link below for more information, and as always, Bheezem is for sale. Seriously. More details below. A LOT more details that will probably make Bheezem uncomfortable. Shady Goblins.

Pet Battles: The Darkmoon Faire!

It's that time of the month again! If your mind didn't automatically think of the Darkmoon Faire then you obviously haven't been hanging around us long enough.

Come join me in taking down that pompous top-hat Jeremy Feasel on the faire grounds. As Horde you can take the portal located just outside Thunderbluff. But if you're Alliance you can just [EXPLETIVE REMOVED]. JUST KIDDING! I'm pretty sure the portal for Alliance is located in good old Goldshire, just outside of Stormwind.

Wild Pandaria: Flowing Pandaren Spirit

The Flowing Pandaren Spirit marks our fourth and final stop on our tour of the Pandaren Spirit Trainers. One more battle and you can claim supremacy over those "illiterate mongrels", as Bheez likes to say... to us. Hooray! With the right lineup this fight is no contest.

Find out how I fared here!

Wild Pandaria: Burning Pandaren Spirit

A few things I kept in mind when selecting and testing my lineups were; availability, pet level, replay value, and their likelihood to succeed. My lineups aren't necessarily for the people that truly LOVE pet battling, you know the ones that are methodically working through their pet journal and replacing all their lesser quality pets with rares- then leveling them to 25 (totally not me), although they would surely find success with these comps. This mini-series was to target and help people that are a little more casual about the whole experience. 'Cause, really, I think everybody deserves a shot at some cool pet skins! Never let it be said that I am not an equal opportunity collecting enthusiast. 

Now that we've got that out of the way, on to the fight!

Wild Pandaria: Whispering Pandaren Spirit

It used to be popular (and maybe it still is) to "carry" a lower level pet through these high-end trainer battles to get some big XP upon success, obviously assuming your low level pet didn't get KO'd during the encounter. I've tried that strat on most of the trainer battles in Pandaria, and in my opinion it isn't an effective way to level a pet if you're going for speed. 

With the exception of this particular trainer!

Wild Pandaria: Thundering Pandaren Spirit

I've heard from various sources around the internet that this battle seems to be the most difficult of the four you need to complete the Pandaren Spirit Tamer quest. 

Personally, I haven't found that to be true and here's why:

Wild Pandaria: Intro to a Pet Tamer's Guide to Spirit Battles

So you finally got a team of three of your favorite (or maybe at this point not so much) pets to 25, congrats! If you have been dutifully defeating pet trainers all over Kalimdor, Eastern Kingdoms, Outlands, and Pandaria along the way then you probably have a quest to defeat the Pandarian Spirit Trainers in your log and it's high time you knocked them out! No, put the bat down that's not what I meant...

Moon Guard FlagRSP Version 2.NO

While mindlessly running through The Barrens on a low level Horde some months back, I decided to head over to Lushwater Oasis to catch some Deviate Fish.

The only thing I caught that day were two Alliance from Moon Guard doing some recreational swimming.

Wheeeeeeeeeelp. Time to take a trip down memory lane and explore the wonderful world of run-on sentences, ominous Latin words, and Adjective Abusers Anonymous.

Click below for FlagRSPleeeeeeeeaseeeee OH DEAR GOD MY EYES.

Bheezem's Angels

"Once upon a time, there were three classy ladies who worked for the Horde. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Bheezem."