GW2 Dance Dance Revolution: Yak's Bend Style

I was strolling (and by strolling I mean running; I was too broke to afford a teleport) through the Human city of Divinity's Reach looking for a place to squat for the night when I happened upon two Humans and a Norn white girl dancing their blues away.

Having all of 17 copper to my name, I decided to put on my ill-fitting red shoes and dance the blues as well. 

SEE WHO WERE MY ILL-FATED DANCE PARTNERS BY CLICKING BELOW.

What was four people soon turned into an entire synchronized line dance.

My first dance partner was a lice infested has-been who was hyper critical of my moves.

My second dance partner was a "Tropical Bird" who immediately latched onto me, as Asura look like small rats (CHILDREN), he thought I was apparently a tasty morsel. (STRANGER DANGER)

And finally, my last dance was with The Man of the Hour: Afrodissiac. When I asked him to be my dance partner he simply replied with, "sho lil thang". 

Alas, when it was all said and done no truer words have been spoken:

WAY TO PICK A SERVER.

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