NIGHT OF THE LIVING D-E-D, DEAD (An Epic MSN Paint RP Story)

Dear Journal, (WARRIORS DON'T WRITE IN DIARIES K)

Kaon Under Siege - 11:34pm

Bravo Leader Bheezem has already fallen to the ravenous effects of the Rakghoul plague. Apparently a disgruntled McDonald's employee had sabotaged his Double Quarter Pounder with cheese.

He was swiftly dispatched of.

Keeta is unable to control her limbs as she White Girl dances on top of a counter, proclaiming it's Friday, Friday, that we should all get down on Friday.

It is Sunday.

Glynnia is abnormally quiet, you know, the type of quiet that fills the room when you're about to upchuck. Has the Hot Shot Pilot also contracted the plague? I, Shirley the Token Alien, have to know.

No, everything checked out. She was just being a st~upid batch per usual.

FML,

Shirley