Jumpin' in a Winter Wonderlaaaand~

I have to thank Bheez for motivating me to complete all the jump puzzle paths in the Wintersday Winter Wonderland Jump Puzzle in GW2 this holiday season. How did he do such a thing you might wonder?

Oh, by beating me to the finish line of the first two paths and rubbing it in my face. Repeatedly.

Since it is genetically impossible for me to sit by as Bheezem attempts to best me, instinct kicked in and I proceeded to destroy all those who would oppose me; be it Snowmen, Gingerbread men, ...or Quaggan. 

Click the link below to see if all was for naught!

More GW2 Wintersday Event Madness

Oh boy, the Toypocalypse is upon us, whatever shall we do?

Well, if I were you, I would click the READ MORE link and follow the instructions contained within the page expansion VERY, VERY carefully.

GW2 Wintersday Events!

Some of you may already be aware of the awesomeness of the first Guild Wars 2 Wintersday event ArenaNet has put together. But for those of you that have yet to check it out, fear not! They are keeping the candy train comin' until January 3rd.

And if you still can't bring yourself to log in while we're celebrating a white Wintersday you better have a damn good reason cause that just ain't right! Lucky for you I'm here though, otherwise you might not be able to locate any footage of the super festive mini-events you've been missing... since like only a million people play this game... or something.

Anyway! Click the "READ MORE" below to have your mind blown by my musical prowess! Mhmm, bet you didn't know I can rock out on bells.

A GW2 MS Paint Poem

Dedicated to Cuddwy Kwoo's negligent guild "leader".

Happy Holidays!

Moon Guard + Guild Finder = Apocalypse

As it's obviously everyone's last hours here on Earth, I thought to grace you with WoW's Guild Finder feature. This was implemented back in patch 4.Idon'tcare and is the one tool I never truly delved into - until now.

What a gem I've been missing out on. Naturally Moon Guard is the server that presents many fantastic choices, and I find myself stumped as to which guild to join. Won't you help me decide?

Click below to reveal which guild I joined!