'Cos Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...

 /stops Prince music

Well, well, well! I hope ya'll brought your best purple velvet-crush attire to today's special celebration: Glynnia's batchin' birthday bash! Speaking of bashing...

Let's get this party started! Click below for your party hat!

An Unexpected (Birthday) Party!

Gather around you ninnies as we celebrate a day of epic proportions - Norse style! Pillaging, looting, tap-dancing, cakes filled with shrapnel thrown in your enemies' faces as a party favor! A birthday celebration of blockbuster proportions for our heroic Pink Leader: Bheezem!

Click below for a tale of [insert various adjectives here]!

A Long, Long Time Ago....

I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Now that I have THAT song stuck in your head...check out our adventure from months ago that I've been to busy (ok, lazy) to finish and post until now!

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So You Want to Become a WoW Zookeeper?

I've ruined countless gnome skin boots in Stranglethorn Vale waiting for it to rain so a Baby Ape will spawn. I've developed a chronic cough from all the sand in my lungs loitering in Tanaris for Silithid Hatchlings to unburrow during a sandstorm. I've set up camp for days under hostile circumstances in Arathi Highlands waiting for a Tiny Twister to show its face while Refuge Point guards try to sabotage my efforts.

All this and I thought I was prepared, but nothing could prepare me for these words:

"Winter starts November 1st to the last day of February."

Now, you're probably wondering what this means. Well, sit back, relax, and discover the true meaning of life as I guide you through what was meant to be [Sponge Bob Voice] THE BE~ST DA~Y EVVVVV~ERRRRR!

Click below to start the picture book, because most of us can't read. /STARES AT GLYNNIA

Look out for those schleets!

Since we're all so super busy lately, I just wanted to throw out this friendly reminder to watch your back! Those schleets can come out of no where!

Don't know what a schleet is? Click Here!