A birthday wish to a very, VERY, special someone...

Happy Birthday Sally Ride! Well, that was a short post...

I can't help but feel I'm forgetting something. OH RIGHT. I guess it's Shirley's birthday too. Well thanks for nearly letting me forget, you good samaritan! Just for that you get a reward, but you have to click the link first!

Another Ladies Night!

More footage from a previous ladies night that I put off putting together because I'm lazy! :) Hope you enjoy!

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Hello Kitty!

It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
With the ice cream over flowing
And everyone telling you "Has another beer!"
It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year
It's the hap -happiest celebration of all
With those Jägerbomb greetings and lovely cake meetings
When Team Vashj come to call
It's the hap - happiest day of all!

That's right, it's the one and only Kitty's birthday! So ready your Red Solo Cup and prepare not to remember the rest of the night for the classiest (sometimes sassiest) celebration of all!

Click below for your party invitation!

'Cos Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's...

 /stops Prince music

Well, well, well! I hope ya'll brought your best purple velvet-crush attire to today's special celebration: Glynnia's batchin' birthday bash! Speaking of bashing...

Let's get this party started! Click below for your party hat!

An Unexpected (Birthday) Party!

Gather around you ninnies as we celebrate a day of epic proportions - Norse style! Pillaging, looting, tap-dancing, cakes filled with shrapnel thrown in your enemies' faces as a party favor! A birthday celebration of blockbuster proportions for our heroic Pink Leader: Bheezem!

Click below for a tale of [insert various adjectives here]!

A Long, Long Time Ago....

I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Now that I have THAT song stuck in your head...check out our adventure from months ago that I've been to busy (ok, lazy) to finish and post until now!

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So You Want to Become a WoW Zookeeper?

I've ruined countless gnome skin boots in Stranglethorn Vale waiting for it to rain so a Baby Ape will spawn. I've developed a chronic cough from all the sand in my lungs loitering in Tanaris for Silithid Hatchlings to unburrow during a sandstorm. I've set up camp for days under hostile circumstances in Arathi Highlands waiting for a Tiny Twister to show its face while Refuge Point guards try to sabotage my efforts.

All this and I thought I was prepared, but nothing could prepare me for these words:

"Winter starts November 1st to the last day of February."

Now, you're probably wondering what this means. Well, sit back, relax, and discover the true meaning of life as I guide you through what was meant to be [Sponge Bob Voice] THE BE~ST DA~Y EVVVVV~ERRRRR!

Click below to start the picture book, because most of us can't read. /STARES AT GLYNNIA

Look out for those schleets!

Since we're all so super busy lately, I just wanted to throw out this friendly reminder to watch your back! Those schleets can come out of no where!

Don't know what a schleet is? Click Here!

Moon Guard FlagRSP Version 2.NO

While mindlessly running through The Barrens on a low level Horde some months back, I decided to head over to Lushwater Oasis to catch some Deviate Fish.

The only thing I caught that day were two Alliance from Moon Guard doing some recreational swimming.

Wheeeeeeeeeelp. Time to take a trip down memory lane and explore the wonderful world of run-on sentences, ominous Latin words, and Adjective Abusers Anonymous.

Click below for FlagRSPleeeeeeeeaseeeee OH DEAR GOD MY EYES.

Bheezem's Angels

"Once upon a time, there were three classy ladies who worked for the Horde. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Bheezem."

Shirley's Birthday Extravaganza!

Whoa that title sure is setting the bar high. But you should know better than to get your hopes up by now.

There were a few minor setbacks in getting ready for the celebration tonight, namely the Darkmoon Faire being out of town. Otherwise we would have hired a few clowns for the first act. But instead of cancelling the entertainment, we soldiered on in true Team Vashj form!

Our first offering of the night involves an interpretive dance in honor of Shirley's Day of Death!

(Try to) Enjoy!

[A Video Pops Out of a Giant Cake]

Now that you're sufficiently scarred. Onto the main event!

GW2: Fractals of the Mists (a second go)

I know how fun it is to watch people try their hardest... only to fail. It's a favorite past time of mine. And, conveniently enough, failing in a public arena is a requirement for joining the Cuddwy Kwoo!

So without further ado- Oh wait, you have to click the link. So with minimal ado...

Kitty Got Hacked in GW2?!

While Glynnia and I were squatting in Snowden Drifts poaching Quaggans, our favorite nutcracker (Kitty!) logged on - well, who we thought was Kitty. Apparently someone hacked into her account. Per usual, Glynnia (agitated from round two of Girl Scout Cookies), started to 'professionally' inquire to cease and desist, but the hacker played dumb(er than even Glynnia).

Click below to see how we saved her account!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

AKA - Valentine's Day. I figured the title was appropriate considering last year you probably forgot all about Valentine's Day and tried to pull a fast one by re-gifting something to your sweetheart at the last minute to save your sorry hide only to realize when said sweetheart opened the "gift" it was something they gave to you on Christmas. Totally not speaking from experience here.

Anyway! We all know the REAL love for Valentine's Day happens the day after, because all the heart themed chocolates are half off!

Hope you're spending today with your loved ones, single or not. I know I am!

xoxo ~glynnia

Happy Birthday Blog!

Yay it's our birthday day and we're 1 whole year old! We're so mature and responsible for our age... >.>

Anywhoooo, here is a short compile of some of our recent triumphs and follies!

Thanks so much for makin our little blog even remotely "popular"! <3

We Turned One!

Has it really been a year since we made this humble, semi-informative (not really) gaming blog? I suppose it has! This time last year we were playing Star Wars the Old Republic and made guides on how to:

and

Fast forward a year later and well, not much's changed. Click below to see what we're currently up to!

Bravost Escarpment: The Rematch

Last night the Cuddwy Kwoo set out on yet another Mission: Impossible. With their sights set on Bravost Escarpment they bravely marched forth against the forces of Emery Bay and Dragonbrand to battle it out. Who will arise victorious and claim Bravost Escarpment for their guild?

Find out in my new alternate lyrics video!

Strange Things Happen @ 4am

This is what happens when you leave your stuff on and your doors open after you go to work or to sleep. Bheez, Frankie's got some splainin ta do!

One Last Hurrah!

January 6th marks the official end of the holiday season for humankind all over the globe. So I say let's celebrate it with one last hurrah! Yeah, any excuse to throw a party and get drunk- I'M COMPLETELY IN CONTROL.

Click below to watch Team Vashj's Snowball Mayhem Highlights!

How to World Vs. World - Yes there's more!

It's already been a whole day since Guild Wars 2 shoveled the snow, packed up the tree, and took down the lights (things I haven't done). Lion's Arch just isn't as exciting without all those jerks pelting me with snowballs every time I run through. So to fill the void I bring you the third installment of "How to World Vs. World, A Silent Film". Because it's exciting.

OK FINE- Mostly because I finished it a couple days ago and I hate having things just sitting around... which is exactly why the chocolate is gone as well.

So take advantage of my impatience and clear 14 minutes and 7 seconds of your schedule starting.... now!