While mindlessly running through The Barrens on a low level
Horde some months back, I decided to head over to Lushwater Oasis to catch some
Deviate Fish.
The only thing I caught that day were two Alliance
Wheeeeeeeeeelp. Time to take a trip down memory lane and
explore the wonderful world of run-on sentences, ominous Latin words, and
Adjective Abusers Anonymous.
Click below for FlagRSPleeeeeeeeaseeeee OH DEAR GOD MY EYES.
You're still here? Be 'rewarded' with the GRAND FINALE!
As Glynnia would say: Zul'Farrak you, mon.
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Shirley
I think back-to-back blog posts by Shirley are a Welfare Gamers first! Somebody must have gotten into the reserve stash.
ReplyDeleteI was so pleased to see that the majority of these were short, slightly confusing, and mostly bourgeois (no, that's not something you eat).
I raised my eyebrow at the one "with child"- maybe she doesn't understand that "with a child" and "with child" are different things. But I didn't have a true "WTF" moment until I got to "Skittery"...
She clearly forgot to mention she has the magical ability to turn adjectives into verbs, see: "quirking". And I'm not convinced that using "schmaltzy" to describe her truly captures the essence of the character. Perhaps "bipolar" would be a better fit?
My hat goes off to her though, not only for tactfully reassuring her potential ERP partners that she is indeed "an actual girl in real life" (if we really wanted to know, that is) but also in creating a fabulous new way of describing oneself as a hooker, literally, with a "metallic hook for a hand", AND figuratively, by describing (so eloquently), "The two golden hoops that dangle from her ears would not suggest wealth, but instead only add to her street urchin-esque appearance."
/applauds schmaltzily (see, I can make magic too!)
I will forgive her the misspellings as spelling and grammar are two different things so she did not proclaim herself false when stating that she "uses propper grammar and complete sentences!"... Well, that's better than me on a good day anyway.
I will not attempt to ease her uneasiness with the Venom Fang guild, however, as I am a hopeful new recruit (in my dreams).
Honorable mention goes to Mebahiah Frostbane for scarring us with this little gem: "Mebahiah does not wear undergarments". Rarely do you see an undead character described so... thoroughly. I'd rather read a lengthy description about a Blood Elf, they're slightly less unsettling.
/NOTGOINGTOCHECKFORPROPPERGRAMMAR-LOL
ROFL I hate to shatter your world, but Mebahiah Frostbane is a Belf - which was why I was wetting myself as I read the description. Those Belfs will go to any length to outdo each other in stupid. (SORRY, I DON'T HAVE A BETTER WORD TO DESCRIBE IT, I'LL HAVE TO CONSULT MY FLAGRSP SCREENCAP REPERTOIRE)
DeleteAs for Skittery and her 'street urchin-esque appearance'... on a scale from 1 to 10: fwakin' stupid. (Word of the day)
Stay Classy Azeroth.
THAT was supposed to be a belf?? LOL Damn.
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I double dog dare you to check out the tinyurls they posted.
I think you should. (cosidontwantavirus)
That was beyond disappointing. First one is just the reprise from one of the songs in Aladdin and the second is from Les Miserable (which just makes me think of Russell Crowe-barf's bloated and sweaty face now, THX 2012). I want my 46 seconds back.
Delete...Aladdin songs? As if the (whole new) world isn't fwaked up enough they had to take a classic and smut it up even more than Disney ever could. Now it all makes sense, Skittery is just a cheap Belf hooker ( <-- redundant) knock-off of Aladdin himself with a touch of Captain Hook.
DeleteBut I was talking about going to Mebahiah Frostbane's tinyurls.
You couldn't pay me to go to that undead belf's tinyurls... not in money anyway. Let's talk chocolate.
DeleteWelp, I'm a sucker. I checked out the tinyurl's. The first is a "drawing" of what the face is supposed to look like. The second, is another "drawing" of the full character. While my computer has yet to report any viruses or such, I paused to realize how close, in fact, I came to possibly running into some very disturbing pictures. >insert giant sigh of relief<
ReplyDeletelol Please note in the second full body picture that even though her character is completely decaying and is a Belf she still manages to have bigger breasts than even a female Dwarf.
DeleteLol, you noticed that too? I didn't realize a boob job was something we could purchase off the black market auction house!
ReplyDeleteFor a mere 20k you can go up a cup size... My only complaint is that it shout be more affordable, like in real life!!
Deleteshout = should, but either way!
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