Today is going one of two ways for you; either you had absolutely no idea that Valentine's Day is tomorrow and you're sitting at home not giving a shat while you dick around as usual, OR you (still) had absolutely no idea that Valentine's Day is tomorrow and you're frantically searching for something to re-gift.
Well if you have a reason to celebrate Valentine's Day after this year's screw up let's hope you step-up your game for the next round. Otherwise you might end up tossed on a backwater planet without your clothing, lost, and homeless... like Corso.
And even if you don't, you can always celebrate the post-day holiday, "Lonely Hearts Club Day", by visiting your local discount store and buying out their love themed chocolates at 75% discount. SEE U THERE SEL.
xo Glynnia
I'VE BEEN SQUATTING NEXT TO THE "NO LOITERING" SIGN IN FRONT OF THE LOCAL TARGET FOR DAYS NOW WAITING FOR THEIR 75% OFF CHOCOLATE SALE.
ReplyDeleteBut back to reality: that dirty Liztard obviously stole Corso's one-size-fits-all heavy armor. I mean, look at it. Tacky, mismatched, with spray-painted on abs.
V-Day is for saps! But if Doc doesn't write me a letter...
Least I can visit Malgus at the morgue. HAWT!